Balgobin

BALGOBIN TEACHER: Why are you late?
BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
BALGOBIN: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell “crocodile”?
BALGOBIN: [...]

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